I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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