bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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