i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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