mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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