u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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