I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
