eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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