I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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