From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
and you fell through a lawn chair
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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