So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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