yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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