Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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