When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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