I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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