Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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