ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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