Umm I'm too high to move.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
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I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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