PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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