How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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