Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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