I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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