Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Randomize
