That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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