# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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