PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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