Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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