All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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