Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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