Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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