absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Randomize