Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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