Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
