i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
