with your own penis?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I'm both gender and math confused
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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