You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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