I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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