There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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