He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
