I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
