Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
It's rum buckets o'clock
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
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