Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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