Welp...herpes.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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