singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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