Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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