The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
