your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Randomize
