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(910): View more from North Carolina

i should start naming my morning wood

(201): View more from New Jersey

great idea but wrong number

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(801): View more from Utah

He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".

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(718): View more from New York

At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Don't worry. I has chaperone.

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(707): View more from California

Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....

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(847): View more from Illinois

she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.

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(360): View more from Washington

for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.

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(305): View more from Florida

Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.

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