They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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