don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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