Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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