Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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