it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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