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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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