Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
he fucked my hip out of place.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Damn victory sex feels great
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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