okay pat passed out under dana's car
I'm jealous of your bromance
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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